Here are 20 hilarious one-liners

Robin Williams had a number of awesome one-liners. Source: AP

COMING up with a good one-liner is not easy.

But a few of the world's best comedians have mastered the art of making people laugh with just one line.

Here are 20 classic one-liners:

Woody Allen: "Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

Steven Wright: "I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly."

Demetri Martin: "The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades."

Groucho Marx: "I never forget a face, but in your case I'd be glad to make an exception."

Zach Galifianakis: "I have a lot of growing up to do. I realised that the other day inside my fort."

Russell Brand performs at Rod Laver Arena. Source: News Limited

Jimmy Carr: "A big girl once came up to me after a show and said, 'I think you're fatist.' I said, 'No. I think you're fattest.'"

Rodney Dangerfield: "I'm so ugly that my proctologist stuck his finger in my mouth."

Bob Newhart: "I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'".

Joan Rivers: "The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse."

Jay Leno: "Remember the good old days when the only bomb you had to worry about on a plane was the Rob Schneider movie?"

Ricky Gervias wrote and starred in The Office. Source: AP

Jerry Seinfeld: "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away."

Louis C.K.: "There are two types of people in the world: People who say they pee in the shower and dirty fu**ing liars."

Bill Bailey: "My first job was selling doors, door to door. That's a tough job isn't it? Bing Bong; 'Hello, can I interest you in a ... oh sh** you've got one already haven't you? Well never mind…'"

Zach Galifianakis has been doing comedy long before he starred in The Hangover. Source: AP

Robin Williams: "We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."

George Carlin: "Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?"

Michael McIntyre: "Who's phoning radio stations to warn of traffic jams? Who in their right mind gets stuck and thinks: 'Get me the phone — I must warn the others. It's too late for me'?"

Ricky Gervais: "Put a bet on the paralympics the other day; try telling the bookies that they're all winners."

Louis C.K. just won an Emmy for Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series for the Louie. Source: Getty Images

Lee Mack: "I remember the last thing my nan said to me before she died. 'What are you doing here with that hammer?'"

Phyllis Diller: "I do dinner in three phases; serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead."

Russell Brand: "No wonder Bob Geldof is such an expert on famine. He's been dining off I Don't Like Mondays for 30 years."

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